Surfacing

SPECIAL NOTICE: I am EXTREMELY frustrated that my main e-mail account — bill@provick.ca — STILL doesn’t work properly. I CAN receive but NOT send. (GRRRRR) Fortunately my secondary account — WilliamAndrewP@gmail.com — still works. (Probable cause: Settings for outgoing server somehow messed up during last, more-radical-than-usual update of my e-mail software, Mozilla Thunderbird.)
Person who helped me set it up originally, and who has already sent some needed info, has been extremely busy of late. And I hesitate to go further right now in experimenting to try and fix it in case I mess it up even more. LOL (OK, I may be quite frustrated but I can still laugh.) (vbg)

Inertia. Like most things in science, it comes with its own rules. A body at rest tends to stay at rest. A body in motion tends to stay in motion.
This, of course, remains true as long as some exterior force is NOT applied. If it is, then all bets are off.
I never meant to stop writing this blog. I think I was just in the mood for a bit of a break. That’s when inertia took over. Worse still, my own naturally occurring procrastination helped keep me from exerting my own kind of outside force — typing out my thoughts and feelings and opinions and experiences for anyone to read.
This dramatic cutback in typing — more accurately known as writing — didn’t occur just here on my blog. Posting on social sites and even writing e-mail tailed off as well. As did communicating with others in general.
I know one cause was a combination of physical, mental and emotional fatigue. I know I’ve gone on before about how the three need to be pretty much aligned and fueled with a basic energy for any kind of writing, but especially personal writing, to really flow.
Thinking’s no problem. When the thoughts get running I have more treadmills humming in my skull than some mega fitness
gymn.
It’s having the energy trio mentioned above harnessed in such a way as to let the words, and the thoughts they represent, come streaming out in an orderly fashion.
I write a lot of stuff in my head. At times it tends to rattle around in there a fair bit. It also used to often build up until I just had to let it out. Nowadays I mostly let it slip away into the internal fog of faded memory.
That may well be a second reason this blog has sat idle for so long.
For a long time now I’ve thought that if I am ever to get back to writing, to sharing my thoughts — and everything else — again, perhaps I should start with my blog. Or else do something to officially retire Surfacing so it wouldn’t have to sit here looking so abandoned.
So tonight I’ve kicked off some of the dust — exerted an outside force? — and posted this piece, putting my blog-writing back in motion.
The question now is, will it stay in motion?

Vancouver Canucks vs Ottawa Senators
Scotiabank Place, Kanata, ON

Nov. 11, 2010

Vancouver 6 – Ottawa 2

Hats off to the Sens organization for knowing how to stage a pre-game tribute without having it take forever (MLSE take note. You’ve adopted our tradition of passing around a huge Canadian flag, even adding a Leafs flag as a bit of one-upmanship. Our concise, to the point, pre-game ceremonies are also worth imitating).

Thursday being Remembrance Day, it was great to bring out a few WWII veterans to receive their well-earned tribute. This great opening ceremony included the sight of close to 20,000 people in this huge arena, humbly lowering their heads in hushed tribute as they offered up two moments of silence.

The silence in what is usually a quite noisy arena was appropriately moving.

This ceremony didn’t take long but it was quite effective.

And then a funny thing happened. We’re used to sitting in the 100 Level (the lowest level), but usually in the ends, rarely along the side, as we were Thursday night.

So there we were, standing and singing the national album, as usual, and some dooffus behind us whacks us in the back of the head with the edge of his Sens flag. Annoyed, we turn around to give him heck. (Yes, we assumed it was a guy.)

Imagine our surprise in discovering it’s NOT someone’s personal Sens flag. In fact it’s the City’s HUGE Canada flag and we just happen to be on the lower edge of it as it moves from Section to Section. Once we realize what it is, we gladly join in, stretching our arms high and proudly helping pass this flag overhead.

I should also note that later in the game, during a TV time-out, there was another tribute made, via the scoreboard. I missed the intro, but when I looked up and saw the picture, name and years of service for the soldier being honoured, I quickly joined everyone else in applauding. Within seconds, without urging, we were all on our feet, still clapping.

I looked around and all the players AND all the on-ice officials (refs and linesmen) were also applauding. Felt good, on this day.

Game On For All Kinds Of Fans

Well the Sedin Twins sure didn’t waste any time showing us there stuff. Good thing I remembered to inform my wife Mariette that their jersey numbers were 33 (Henrik) and 22 (Daniel) just as the game was starting and just before their opening goal — scored within something like 22 seconds of the opening face off. 🙁

I think there were probably more Canucks fans in the building for tonight’s sell out (19,000+) than Leaf fans when Toronto comes to town.

There was also a wide variety of Canuck sweaters, featuring just about every logo and colour scheme the team ever employed. There was a gentleman in front of me, who’d brought his mom to the game, who kind of fooled me with his red sweater. It was obvious from his cheering he was a Vancouver fan but as I said to Mariette: “When did the Canucks ever wear red?”

Mystery solved after the first goal when he turned around to celebrate, revealing that he was wearing a Team Canada sweater from the Vancouver Olympics. (I left mine at home in favour of my red Sens #4 Phillips jersey.)

He joked that he was in disguise so he wouldn’t be harassed but I figured it was a pretty thin disguise if for someone jumping all over the place and screaming like a wild man when the Canucks scored. (My kind of fan.)

He also had the habit of joining other Canuck fans in screaming “Louuuuuu!” every time an Ottawa shot bounced of goalie Roberto Luongo’s chest. (Far too often for our beloved Sens to have any chance of winning this high-speed contest.)

For his first game back from injury, Sens goaltender Pascal Leclair didn’t seem to play that poorly. It just seemed that at certain times when Vancouver jumped into overdrive, the boys in front of Leclair just couldn’t prevent the Canucks from scoring.

Take Henrik Sedin in the near corner in Ottawa’s end. Without looking, a behind-the-back pass along the back boards to his brother Daniel in the other corner, who immediately dishes it out front, where a one timer hits the back of the net almost before we can track where the puck went when Henrik seemed to just dump it somewhere.

Hard to blame Leclair (or any goaltender) on that kind of superb, instinctive, blindingly fast play.

Other times Leclair made some fine stops, even if he wasn’t always sure where the puck went.

I did ask the “Louuu”-chanter in front of me what we were supposed to shout when Leclair made a save — “Luhhhhhhh!”?

Quebec City and Toronto Check In

Next to me on my right was a young gentleman who, at the start of the game, I thought was going to do a rapid-fire, play-by-play, en francaise, into his cell phone. Fortunately the call didn’t last long and he switched to using his phone to snap a couple of post-goal photos — of the players getting ready for the face-off at centre ice and of the scored-upon goaltender standing alone in his net. Me, I just silently scratched my head as I watched him.

Fortunately he put the phone away and we got to chat. Since he and the other young gentleman with him were conversing in French, I asked if they were Montreal Canadiens fans. “No,” he said with a big smile, “Nordiques!” I happily let him know that we are all in favour of Quebec City getting its NHL franchise back.

Mariette was on my left. On her left were two gentlemen from Toronto.

They weren’t wearing hockey jerseys, but readily admitted where they were from once asked. “You’re not going to shout ‘Go Leafs, Go!” are you?” I asked. The one beside Mariette chuckled. “No,” he said, Not tonight.”

Even if they hadn’t told us they were from Toronto, we would have guessed when they were late for the start of the second period — casually making their way to their seats some eight minutes into the action.

I don’t believe they’ve ever sat in the Platinum, or even Gold, seats at the Air Canada Centre in Toronto. They were too surprised and excited when they first arrived at their seats at Scotiabank Place — across the aisle from the blue-line end of the Sens bench and 11 rows up. They almost couldn’t believe how close to the ice they were.

I gather it’s almost an impossibility for the average Leafs fan to get such seats at the ACC in Toronto. This reminded me of when we went to a Blue Jays home game in August when they hosted the New York Yankees. There were plenty of Yankee fans all around us where we sat, 15 rows up, just past third base, including a whole family to my right. I got chatting with the mom and she confirmed that they come to Toronto to see their Yankees because they can’t get seats this close to the game, and at anywhere near this price ($71 ea) at Yankee Stadium.

Anyway, the Toronto lads next to us admitted they learnt this Toronto style of being fashionably late in returning to the high-priced seats from watching Leafs home games on TV.

They never made it back to their seats for the third period.

Joshing With The Canucksters

Beyond them were more Canucks fans. Some even wearing team jerseys. In fact I saw a whole variety of Canucks jerseys with every logo and colour scheme the team ever tried. Remember those yellow jerseys with what looked like a skate slashing across the front?

Several rows up behind us and across the aisle were two or three rows of Canucks fans all in one place, wearing an assortment of jerseys. There was one muscular young man sitting on the aisle with a Canuck jersey with the name “Bertruzzi” written across the back of the shoulders.

I couldn’t help, in passing, stopping in feigned confusion. Scratching my beard and putting a puzzled look on my face, I said: “Bertruzzi? Bertruzzi? What team does he play for?” Having made it clear, by overacting, that I was just having a bit of fun, he gave me a sheepish look and said, “Detroit.” We both chuckled. Which was certainly better than him getting up and punching me in the head as I walked away. (Ouch. Couldn’t resist saying that here, and NOT to his face.)

Unfortunately this large cluster of Canuck fans weren’t very good singers. When the score got out of hand in the third period, the truly mangled the “Hey, Hey, Goodbye” song. And I had to cringe and hope there were no Habs fans anywhere close when these guys couldn’t get anywhere close to the proper tempo for the “Ole” chant.

And when the score got to be 5-1 for the Canucks and they started chanting “Pizz-a! Pizz-a!” we knew it was time to get out of there.

A One-sided Score, Tired Driver And Early Exit

Actually Mariette was tired from a hard day at work and it was well past her bedtime, so I agreed to leave early late in the third period. Also, the handicapped lot where we park fills up with idling taxi cabs as the end of the game nears and it can be nice to get out and exit before the chaos of cabs, cars and the occasional ambulance and Para-Transpo van, or two, make things difficult.

On the way up the stairs, I had to say a friendly goodnight to the Canuck crowd. “You guys can’t sing worth beans,” I leaned in and said. “But your team earned its win and I hope you all had a great time.” That comment, and a big thumbs up all around, made our exit a little easier. Except they again began croaking out “Hey, Hey, Goodbye” as we completed our climb to the exit, cringing along with the Ottawa fans sitting behind these terrible troubadours.

By the way, they DIDN’T really chant “Pizz-a! Pizz-a!” That’s what Senators fans chant when Ottawa scores five goals because if the team scores a sixth goal, those at the game can cash in their ticket stubs the next day at a Pizza Pizza outlet for a free slice of pizza. When it does happen, I’m pretty sure the majority of the crowd never cashes in on this giveaway. But they still like the feeling of earning a free pizza — if they took the trouble to go claim it.

Friendly rivalry, kibbitzing, shouting out faux trash talk and just having a good time, win or lose, that’s all part of really enjoying a live hockey game.

Ottawa Looked Good Even If It Was A Blowout

Despite the eventual score, Thursday night was the fastest and hardest I’ve seen the Sens play all year.

It was just that Vancouver was better.

Though Ottawa often spent more time in the Vancouver end than the Canucks did in our end, the Canucks did an excellent job of blocking the passing and shooting lanes, while still letting Luongo see just about every shot.

On offence, Vancouver had the skill and the cohesion, even at high speed, to bury their occasional scoring chances.

Ottawa didn’t. Too many shots from afar and not enough scrambling in front of the net for even a so-called dirty goal.

And yet it wasn’t a depressing game. Surely if Ottawa had played at this tempo against many of the teams they’ve already played, they’d have absolutely whumped them all.

Vancouver IS a superior team. They were well rested and at times seemed to attack like fast and furious ferrets. To their credit, the Sens stayed with them, and outshot them, for much of the game.

They just didn’t have the finesse, or luck, to bury their scoring chances.

“HENRIK, YOUR BROTHER IS UGLY!”

One of the main reasons to go to this game, our first Sens home game of the year, was to see such a skilled team in action, especially the amazing Sedin twins. (I did get a huge laugh in our section when, stealing from a sign I saw on a televised Canucks game, I shouted: “HENRIK, YOUR BROTHER IS UGLY!”)

Mariette doesn’t know a lot of the players on opposing teams, especially those from the west who play in Ottawa every few years. But she (as I did) got great pleasure witnessing Henrik and Daniel weave their amazing magic.

Last year we made a point of seeing the Blackhawks live during one of their rare visits to Scotiabank Place. As predicted, it meant that I, and especially Mariette, could identify with the Chicago players that much more as they later went on their amazing run to the Stanley Cup.

This year, if, as many expect, Vancouver ends up as the western finalist in the Stanley Cup, again we will be able to relate more to the players, having seen them live, close up, and in action, rather tremendous action.

Hmmm. The Senators go on the road now. Their next home game is Nov. 22 against the Los Angeles Kings. Oh dear. Don’t they have some stars and aren’t they in contention to rival Vancouver?

They certainly don’t come to town often. We’ll just have to see.

[Recent exchange on Facebook]

SUE: Why were you back in hospital Bill?

BILL: Sue. After my last blog entry — Tales From Heart Land — I decided to try to stop boring people (and myself?) with details of my health issues and medical misadventures.

So, while I can provide more details in private, let me just say here that things suddenly went seriously out of whack and it looked like I might finally be experiencing the serious system failure (kidneys) of which the possibility (probability?) hangs over my head like whatchamacallit’s famous sword.

I was already somewhat out of control at home when my doctor got my latest lab results. He called me in, informed me that a key number had suddenly shot through the roof and sent me directly to hospital to be admitted on an emergency basis.

By the time I got there my usually reliable blood pressure was sooo low, a doctor later confessed they were making bets as to whether I’d even make it in through the Emergency door. I BARELY did.

After two nights and two days in an Emergency treatment room [in a curtained-off cubicle] with about a dozen others, a [private hospital] room finally became available and about two days later I was well enough to go home.

I have to say that even after recovering from two heart attacks in ICU, this recent stay was THE MOST HELLISH time I’ve ever spent in hospital.

Some days I’m tempted to write at least a lengthy blog item — Echoes From Hallucinatory Hallways — if not a whole book, on just those couple of weeks. But the kidneys are hanging in there, my infection has been cured, I’ve been re-hydrated and though weak as hell, I AM improving.
Ooops. Forget about getting the details in private. The storyteller in me has me spilling most of the details here after all. Well, at least I can say that you, my friend, asked. (warm smile) BTW, would love to have coffee with you anywhere anytime. {{{Sue}}}

p.s. One of the worst experiences at home was collapsing (a second time) WITHOUT passing out in the process. I would have preferred blankness rather than being sort of aware of everything but totally helpless as I collapsed and even manged to bump the back of my head on the way down.

As I say, it was NOT a fun experience and you can perhaps see why I was so happy to be able to walk out of the hospital on my own two feet, and feeling MUCH better.

What do you do when your body starts beeping?

[Advance note: Feel free to add even a short Comment to let me know you were here. And if anyone makes it all the way through, let me know that as well. (g)]

A while back, on a dreary, overcast afternoon, I was sitting on the couch wondering what to do next.

I’d finished my breakfast (brunch? late lunch?) and finished reading that day’s newspaper.

Unlike the previous two days, the sun was NOT shining so bright it made watching TV difficult. But I’d had enough TV and I lacked the energy for puttering (writing, playing, posting?) on the computer.

Though I’ve been spending too much time in bed, a nap was starting to sound the best.

Then I heard a truck backing up outside. You know, that “beep-beeep, beep-beeep” signal they have to use to warn people who might be in the way? I figured someone was getting some new furniture and I was just nosey enough to wonder who.

As the truck got nearer, I expected it to slide into view where the curtains were opened. When the “beep-beeep, beep-beeep” got strong enough to suggest the truck was right out front, I was surprised I still couldn’t see it. So I stood and kind of leaned forward to one side to peer around the edge of the curtain. Still no truck but even with my poor hearing, the signal seemed pretty loud and steady.

As I sat back down it dawned on me. The signal was so loud because it was COMING FROM ME!

Flash back to Christmas Eve seven years ago. I’d had my second heart attack, one that was totally different from the first.

Update before flashback

Oops. Forget the flashback. I just finished writing most of it, and it goes on forever explaining my heart attacks and defibrillator/pacemaker implant and, well much of my cardiac-related history. I decided if anyone is interested, they can read all the fascinating, first-hand, background stuff, after I post the current update. (g)

Due to technical issues detailed later on here, I tested the battery in my implant every week by running a painted magnet, the sized of a small donut, over the bulge in my chest. If this triggered a 30-second tone — which it always did — this meant the battery was still good.

This “beep-beeep, beep-beeep” didn’t sound the least like the test tone. So I grabbed my magnet and tested and the tone I got was no longer steady. It was alternating. More like a “bee-beep, bee-beep” which was new, but still different than that “beep-beeep” thing, which had fortunately stopped just after I finally realized it was coming from me.

So I called the Pacemaker Clinic at the Heart Institute but by then it was too late in the day and they were closed.

Now my last regular visit to the clinic had been less than two weeks prior to this. At that time I had noted that while it could be a product of my faulty hearing, the test tone had sounded a bit fainter and had seemed to cut out and then resume after a handful of seconds.

Surgery on the horizon

They tested and things were fine but they decided that I should probably get it replaced this summer. So they’d have me back in two months instead of three and at that time they would start the paperwork to set up day-surgery to replace the implant.

They assured me that even if the battery started going the very next day, I was guaranteed it would keep functioning for three full months, well past the two-month timetable for me to return.

So, frankly, I didn’t panic when I figured out this new beeping thing.

It came back the next day around the same time — close to 5 p.m. — but then didn’t come back any more.

By then I was distracted by the arrival of another medical problem — the return of the dreaded sciatica — which wasn’t as bad as the worst-case which triggered a back operation way back when. But it was painful, on top of my usual, chronic, um, discomfort and it did leave me partially immobilized.

But several days later when the sciatica finally STARTED to fade a bit, I was back to thinking about my implant.

This time I called the Clinic during work hours and got an appointment for the next day.

Turns out the “beep-beeep” thing was a signal that the battery had dipped below a certain charge level. Oddly enough, after sounding this warning, it went back up, which is why the beeping stopped.

Keeps going and going . . .

Anyway, they decided why bother to wait. These implants are supposed to be good for five to seven years and I passed the seven year mark last December. So we did the paperwork to set in motion a call, which I eventually received, to set up a date for minor surgery to replace the unit. (To replace the battery, they have to replace the whole unit.)

Barring complications, it would be a 30-minute job under local anesthetic. Open the pocket they made in my chest wall — not that far under the skin, so the thing does bulge out a bit. Unscrew the leads — which are two wires, each going to a particular chamber inside my heart. Remove the implant and replace it with a new one. Reattach the leads and close me back up again.

Right now the leads look good under external testing. But if there are any complications with the leads, then they’ll put me out and do whatever extra they have to do.

Fortunately I don’t take any blood thinners, which can make things more difficult. Also, they turned off (down?) the pacemaking function of my implant at the Clinic to see what my pulse is on its own. To see if I have a high enough pulse for when I am on the table or whether they’ll have to attach me to a temporary, external pacemaker.

At around 36 and 37 bps, they figure that I will be fine, especially as I’ll just be resting on the operating table.

If everything goes well, which I expect it will — I’m about 90⁺ per cent confident, just enough to prevent overconfidence — it’s simply a matter of go in early in the morning and home later in the afternoon.

Then it’s take it easy — yeah, something I’m good at — be careful with that shoulder and manage the dressing as the site heals.

Though they remind one that surgery is surgery and nothing comes with a 100% guarantee, I’m not that nervous. In fact I probably leave that 10% or less for nervousness just to keep from possibly jinxing myself (tongue-firmly-in-cheek) from being overconfident. (g)

So why even write about it? Well I don’t expect or want people to be concerned, but they might be curious about what it’s like, having a heart condition, defib/pacemaker implant, and all that stuff. You know me, I like to share.

And with that in mind, here at last is the flashback and, as promised, all that history of how I got to this point.

The first heart attack

The first one hit while I was playing ball hockey with friends on a rather warm spring day. When the chest pain persisted, I decided to drop my hockey stick from one hand and my cigarette from the other, and head over to sit a spell in the car, sideways, with the door open.

After a bit my pal Steve called over, “Bill, if you want to go home, I’ll drop of the nets and stuff after the game.”

I thought that a good idea, except, by now my arms were so numb I didn’t think I could drive. And my chest was so sore I was afraid I’d lose my breath if I tried to shout back, or call anyone over.

When I didn’t do anything in response, Steve came over. One look and he pretty well guessed what was happening. “Just drive me home,” I croaked.

Which he did, trying to do a five-minute drive in two minutes or less. As we bounced over the railway tracks on Greenbank Road, I begged him to slow down. “Christ Steve,” I whispered. “Slow down or you’re gonna kill me before I even get to the hospital.”

“Should you be swearing when you may be dying?” he asked.

Well, he didn’t say that. I just made that line up right now. But he SHOULD have said something like that, and probably would have if he hadn’t gone almost as white as, and a little more freaked out than, his passenger.

Steve-o, my real-life hero

What he did do was slow down a bit and get me home safely. So, right now, I give public and heartfelt thanks to my former colleague, good friend, smoking-, drinking-, video-producing partner, Steve Proulx for keeping it together in what must have been a scary moment.

My dear wife Mariette the nurse says she took one look at my pale, sweaty face as I got out of the car and shuffled up the laneway and KNEW I was having a heart attack.

When I insisted I wasn’t going to the hospital in my holey, tattered, ball-hockey jeans, she knew enough not to argue and had my lie on the couch while she grabbed me some more presentable trousers and quickly arranged for someone to look after the kids.

When we got to the Emergency Department, they were a little annoyed that we hadn’t called and waited for an Ambulance. Hell, once I had the pants I wanted, I was too impatient for that. (g)

No waiting

Anyway, there was no waiting. They took me right in and a host of medical types started hovering all around me doing Lord all knows what. But there were TWO things I most remember.

First, they gave me morphine for the pain BUT it didn’t seem to work. That is, it didn’t make the pain go away. When I asked about it, I was told that contrary to what I assumed — make it to the hospital, quick shot, no more pain — the pain could last from an hour to 24 hours. Yikes! (Fortunately it eased soon enough.)

The second thing was the sight of the paddles. Everything was happening half in a dream and half in super reality. I was too fascinated to be really scared. Until someone wheeled over the crash cart and I caught sight of the paddles. You know. Rub ’em together. Someone says “CLEAR!” And ZAP! the patient bucks under the sudden jolt of electricity. I was gratefully relieved when they didn’t have to use them.

In fact things turned out fairly well when after a slightly scary stay in ICU, no further medical procedures were required. Oh, I went through all the post-heart-attack rehab and stuff. And did everything a heart patient has to do, forever more. But it seemed that while a small segment of my heart’s outer wall died during the heart attack, my heart, on its own, created a web of tiny arteries to detour around that spot so no further medical intervention was needed. Not like with the second heart attack.

The paddles — round 2

My next heart attack years later was much different. I wasn’t doing anything at the time and there was no chest pain. But I did feel fluttery as my heart seemed to be racing more and more.

So again we headed to the Emergency where again we were taken in right away. This time, though, things were markedly different.

For one thing, looking into the eyes of the doctor and nurses gathered around me for reassurance, I saw real apprehension. THAT made me nervous.

They moved real quick and the doctor gave me a quick explanation as they brought in the paddles. He informed me my heart was racing out of control. Nowadays I like to think of it doing some wild, innovative but impromptu drum solo. But it obviously wasn’t a laughing matter then.

I also learned something else new. I’m used to seeing doctors in movies and TV shows use the paddles to try and restart a person’s heart. I thought that was what they were for.

After informing me my heart was racing out of control, the doctor explained they had to, in the next few moments, put me out and administer the paddles to STOP my heart. The thought being that when it, hopefully, restarted, it would restart with a proper rhythm. In other words, the paddles were to reboot my heart. And they’d do it again and again, with ever higher charges, till my heart responded properly.

So that was it. Minutes after arrival I was out cold and when I next opened my eyes there was obvious happiness and relief in the eyes of those around me. Turned out they only had to use the paddles once on a small charge and my good old, long-suffering heart responded beautifully.

Christmas Eve, 2002

Which, if you’re still with me, brings me to Christmas Eve, 2002. Turned out that before I could go home, following ICU and all that, I had to get my own set of paddles. But they couldn’t be the regular kind of defibrillator. I mean one can hardly apply them to oneself. How would you hold on to them as your body bucked from the charge?

No, the answer lay within. Fortunately, we now have defibrillators that can now be implanted inside the patient’s chest wall. Not only that, but more fortunately — having seen samples of early, much larger and cruder prototypes and such — they’re now the size of a flat-faced pocket watch.  (Sorry, I thought and thought and that’s the closest thing I could come up with. “A fat cookie” just didn’t sound right.) LOL

Even better, they come with a pacemaking function as well.

Trouble was it was Christmas Eve and they had a full schedule of implants to do and I was likely to have to wait a few days there in the Heart Institute (part of the Ottawa Hospital). But the staff went above and beyond the call of duty and at the end of the day, managed to squeeze me in. I’ll be forever grateful to that young Aussie doctor in Canada to learn all about doing these implants. He must have done a helluva job because mine has served me well long past its due date.

Which brings me back, at long last, to the “beep-beeeping.”

Shocking developments

But first I should probably note that it didn’t take long to learn that the defibrillator worked. There was only one problem. I HATED how it felt when it worked. For two reasons — that there is NO warning and once it does go off, for every second afterwards, you dread it’s going to go off again.

The first time was like a punch to the chest, that drove me to one knee. The pain was fleeting but the shock effect was debilitating. I wasn’t doing anything when it went off and I had no idea when it might go off again.

You can’t believe how hard it is to get over that dread. There is no warning. There is no little man inside to yell “Clear!” You don’t have to be doing anything at the time to trigger the sudden internal shock.

I had a couple of other minor “events” but the telling one came one day when I was sitting in the, um, library. Flash! Zap! It was like an explosion inside lasting less than a second, but oh what an aftermath. Oh what a shock. My arms and legs were instantly and involuntarily flung wide apart. The book in my hand — fortunately a paperback — went flying across the bathroom and bounced off the mirror.

I sagged, afraid to move in case it triggered another one.

That thick layer of dread

I eventually got up and went to inform Mariette, telling her in no uncertain terms that I could NOT take it anymore. One call and we were off to the Heart Institute. On the way, I sat hunched in the passenger seat, wrapped in my winter coat and an equally thick layer of dread. Zap! It hit again. Milder this time, but almost enough to make me cry.

I think there was one more milder Zap before we made it to the hospital.

The upshot was that I was placed on beta-blockers to prevent my heart from racing and my pulse from rising to the point that it triggers the defibrillator.

What a relief. I haven’t been zapped since.

It wasn’t long after that that we got word there was an Alert on the model and batch number of the defibrillator/pacemaker implant I and many others had received. It seemed there had been a couple of cases in the U.S. of the batteries suddenly and prematurely losing much of their charge. No patients suffered in any way, but it was enough for them to send out a warning and propose certain procedures.

So we were called in and given a choice — have a new implant, which wasn’t recommended (for good reasons I won’t go into here), or receive a paint-covered magnet the size of a small donut with which to test one’s implant on a regular basis.

Most, if not all, of us opted for the latter, briefly testing daily and quickly switching to weekly. We also had regular check-ups at the clinic at the Heart Institute ever three months instead of every six months. (In the end, no one else with this particular brand/batch number (whatever) ever had a problem with their implant, including yours truly.)

Each time I visited, they’d connect leads to my wrists and ankles and hang a mouse-like thing over my implant and download three months worth of data. (The funny thing is this is about the only time these days that I see anyone still use 3.5-inch floppy disks. I think they are required by the hardware.)

I always got an “Excellent.” They’d have the doctor double check the results and we’d make any changes we thought appropriate.

So after seven years and an extra three months, this implant, as the saying goes, doesn’t owe me anything. It’s been a tried and true friend on guard inside me and I hope the new one works just as well.

So now I’m ready. Got my new socks, new underwear — ruling out any chance of showing up with fresh-burgeoning holes in either. Got my slippers, housecoat, non-scented body wash for before hand, book (and Nintendo DS) to keep me occupied while waiting. And now I’ve notified family and friends — in case they get wind of “an operation?” —  and I’m all set.

See you guys when I’m back on my feet. Love you all!

[Reminder: Feel free to add even a short Comment to let me know you were here. And if anyone makes it all the way through this, let me know that as well. (g)]

And other weekend sports highlights

My son, who convinced me to start this blog, used to chide me when I’d post long Comments on Facebook. “Put them on your blog,” he’d say. “That’s what it’s for.”

Of course the problem was often I didn’t mean to write a long Comment, it just turned out that way. (Of course there are many who would note that “Provick could never write short,” which in journalism wasn’t really a compliment.)

Recently I was preparing another Comment in a discussion of soccer (known as football, outside North America) and while writing it in my head, it kept growing and growing. So I decided that this time I WOULD post it here, and key to it in Facebook.

Of course the darn thing grew so long in my head, it became intimidating and I had to wait until I had some energy to try getting it typed out. I don’t know how long I’ll last. (Do I hear foolish voices in the background saying “Why not just keep it short and to the point?” Now I ask you, where’s the fun in that?) LOL

But I’ve been super stimulated, having just come from the midst of a raucous crowd, over 20,000 strong, at a Leafs-Senators game. Yes, it turned out that THIS, in the end, was the Tuesday in question for that game. But that’s enough of that, for reasons obvious to Sens and Leaf fans. (sigh) (g)

Any way, here goes. Let’s start with the conversation in question.

[From Facebook]

Bill Provick: Re. football (soccer) and the UEFA Cup. I used to prefer Fake Madrid to Real Madrid [editor’s note: a joke] but now that Real [pronounced “Ree-al] Madrid has one of my favourite players, Rinaldo, I was sort of cheering for them here. Guess if they don’t score in the last few minutes to go 2-1, they’re out.

Bettina Goodwin: Isn’t Rinaldo the cry baby? I may have the wrong guy but I thought he was the whiner. My favourite player is Modric who plays for Tottenham (Peter’s favourite team).

Bill Provick: I don’t get to see Rinaldo nearly enough, for my liking. But I don’t recalls seeing him whine, or hearing about him being a whiner. Of course I’m used to some of the best players in hockey — Gretzky, Crosby, etc. — being labelled whiners. It’s usually done out of envy and/or due to the fact they are also students of the game and know enough to question situations and rulings. As for Tottenham, sorry, never heard of them. Which division do they play in? (wg)

Bill Provick: Another of my favourites is former Calgary boy Owen Hargreaves who plays for Man U. Wait a minute. Calgary. Cowboys. Chaps. Spurs. Hot spurs. Oh THAT Tottenham. (Cue the music) “My name is Luka . . .” (wg)

Bettina Goodwin: Hey, I’m on repeating what was told to me by Peter and Allison, and Allison actually liked Rinaldo. As for Tottenham, they have managed to go from a mediocre team the last few years to a team that has done pretty well this year. They were usually bottom of the rankings but this year they are actually winning games. In fact they are winning a game right now against Blackburn. 🙂

[And now . . .]

It’s a good thing you didn’t tell me the score. Discovering that Sportsnet had picked it up from Sentata (which we don’t subscribe to) to air Saturday night as its Game of the Week, I recorded it on our PVR.

(For those unfamiliar with a PVR (Personal Video Recorder), they come from your cable company and allow you to record up to two programs at the same time on a hard disk, replacing one’s VCR, though you can record from a PVR to a VCR. Oddly enough, though there is no tape in a PVR, we still say things like “Did you tape that show?” or “Did you set that show to tape at 9 p.m.?”)

So while I the game recorded, I hadn’t watched it yet when I saw your post about them being in the process of winning against the (Blackburn) Rovers from Lancashire. Which made it a little weird when I finally did get to watch. The Rovers seemed to have the better of the play early on and each time they attacked on goal, I got keyed up expecting a possible score. Only to have to remind myself that if the (Tottenham) Hot Spurs were winning when you posted, it was unlikely that the Rovers scored first.

Also, if I heard right, the Spurs were striving to remain in the top four of the Premier League. (According to the March 16 standings, Tottenham is indeed in fourth place and Blackburn is 12th, out of 20 teams.) So they are indeed doing well this year.

Racing through the previously recorded

But before I got to the soccer/football game, I had a few other things to watch first.

I managed to sleep in Sunday — despite some nasty health complications that I, for once, WON’T go into/bore people with. (g) Of course my darling wife, Mariette, with no prompting from me, taped recorded the opening race of the new Formula 1 season, the Bahrain Grand Prix in arid Manama, Bahrain.

Despite some new rules to add some excitement, it was still a bit of the dreaded “conga line” for which F1 has become known. One interesting change meant here’s no longer any refuelling in the pits allowed during the race, so pit stops are incredibly fast. Like a mere three seconds to change all four tires and they’re right back out.

I liked watching pole sitter Sebastian Vettel put the pettel to the mettel, but just when second-place Fernando Alonso, in his first race for Ferrari, seemed about to catch and challenge Vettel, driving for Red Bull, Vettel dropped back a few positions from what was reported as a cracked exhaust system. What I found interesting was that the Red Bull team had apparently designed a new exhaust system that vented out the back of the car. (Meaning anyone following too close had to be careful their car didn’t overheat in Vettel’s scorching slipstream.)

Apparently, to keep competitors from noticing the change during pre-season practice sessions, team Red Bull put decals on the car whose graphics simulated regular exhaust vents in the regular spot on the car.

The race was also Michael Schumacher’s return to F1 after a three-year retirement. He now drives for Mercedes.

The other significant return was Felipe Massa in the other Ferrari. Massa was seriously injured last July and had to be replaced for the rest of the season.During qualifying for the Hungarian Grand Prix, a part fell off Rubens Barrichello’s car on a high-speed part of the track and struck Massa in the helmet. He was airlifted to hospital in “life-threatening but stable” condition. Fortunately he improved rapidly in hospital, though he eventually had to have a titanium plate placed in his head to strengthen it for racing.

He showed no signs of any problems Sunday in a successful return to F1, finishing second to teammate Alonso. (Lewis Hamilton finished third and Vettel finished just off the podium in fourth.)

Straw power

The most interesting thing about the race I found out later while reading the Ottawa Citizen which informed me that part of the fuel used in the victorious Ferraris comes from Ottawa. And you know how I love noting local connections.

The paper told how a farm south of Ottawa, Double Diamond Farms, collects straw from surrounding farmers and ships it to a biofuel manufacturer, Iogen Corp., of Ottawa. Iogen uses the straw to produce “cellulosic ethanol” which it supplies to Royal Dutch Shell, which adds it to the gasoline it sells Ferrari. Shell has the contract to supply all of fuel this F1 season to Ferrari for its F1 cars.

F1 rules say biocomponents must make up 5.75%, by weight, of the gasoline. And Iogen is apparently the only one in the world making such large amounts — “We’re talking about several thousand litres of fuel here — of cellulosic ethanol.

What’s really neat is that this form of ethanol doesn’t divert any crops from the food chain. The straw is what’s left over when the grain has been harvested for food. Also, Iogen burns other components of the straw fibre to produce electricity to run the plant. Burning part of the star provides 80 to 90 per cent of the power required to run the plant.

Who would have thunk it? Those blistering fast Ferraris running — and winning races — on Ottawa Valley straw. Coool!

Women drivers

Mariette also recorded for me the first race of the new Izod Indy Car season, the Sao Paulo Indy in Brazil.

This street course race was, as usual, much more competitive than the F1 race.

One of the funniest moments had nothing to do with cars and racing. The announcer, cutting to commercial, made a Freudian slip (pun intended) when cutting to commercial. He reminded viewers they were watching this Indy car race from “Sao Paulo, Brassiere . . . uh . . . Brazil.” I even rewound and played it for Mariette when she came by the living room. (g)

The slip may have been due to the number of women in the race — four, twice the usual number. The two established female drivers were Milka Duno and Danica Patrick. You may have heard that last name, even if you only know her as the Go-Daddy Girl. Danica finished well back in 15th spot, and for once it wasn’t all Danica, Danica, Danica, as it has been in the past and is quickly becoming in NASCAR’s Nationwide Series.

The two rookies were Simona De Silvestro and Ana Beatriz.

Silvestro actually lead the race for a while, before having to drop back, then drop out, with technical problems. She finished 16th. Duno finished 19th. And Beatriz was the top woman, finishing in 13th place.

The race was punctuated with a brief rain storm right in the middle of all the action. Those drivers who switched to rain tires early enough did alright, while those still on slicks tended to spin out all over the track.

The race was stopped, just about as the rain stopped, so crews could remove the standing water (puddles) from the track.

Unfortunately Canadian driver Alex Tagliani, after running up near the front, crashed before rain became a factor. Coming down a straight stretch and just before a sharp right-handed turn, he was smashed into from behind by Dan Wheldon. Tagliani’s car was hurled against the wall before sliding into Tony Kanaan’s distinctive 7/11 car, pushing both of them down the run-off lane.

Kanaan managed to keep his car firing and returned to the race, finishing 10th. Tagliani’s damage was too severe, and he was out, finishing second-last at 23.

Up and over — Mario “tops” Marco

Mariette missed recording the start of the race but I saw the replay of the scary accident that sent Marco Andretti out. It was your typical first-lap, first-corner multi-car pileup but Marco got the worst scare when when the car of Mario Moraes went right over Marco and his car. Apparently at one point one of Moraes’s tires was in Marco’s cockpit, but he was OK. (See http://www.indycar.com/news/show/55-izod-indycar-series/34773-quick-response-creates-exciting-racing/ for video.)

In the end, Australian Will Power finished 1st for Team Penske, American Ryan Hunter-Reay was 2nd for Andretti Autosport and Brazilian Victor Meira finished 3rd, driving for A. J. Foyt Enterprises. My personal favourite, Scotsman Dario Franchitti finished 6th, for Target Chip Ganassi Racing, after having started from the pole.

If you’re wondering about the name Dario, Franchitti WAS born in Scotland — and has the accent to prove it — but of Italian descent. Unfortunately I didn’t see any shots of his wife, American actress Ashley Judd, pit-side, which is usually a highlight for me. (wg)

Blades of fury at Paralympics

After auto racing came Sledge Hockey at the Paralympics in Vancouver. Now THERE is an intense sport.

Sledge Hockey is played by players who lack use of their legs. They sit strapped to streamlined sleighs resting on two sets of parallel skate blades — one up front, one at back under the player’s butt, with a gap between front and back pairs. The players use two smaller and MUCH shorter hockey sticks, one in each hand. The butt end of the sticks have spikes to dig into the ice as players use the sticks to propel themselves about — a bit like using ski poles. The blades of the sticks are used to control (or try to control) the puck and to shoot.

Oh, and this is DEFINITELY a contact sport. Checking, otherwise known as slamming full force into each other, is not only allowed but encouraged.

In the part of the Canada vs. Sweden game I got to watch, Canada built up a 10-1 score. However, there was NO sign of shame, humiliation or even let down on the Swedish players. In fact so fierce was the game, if you didn’t know the score, you’d assume it was a highly competitive, CLOSE game.

We will ROCK you!

While on the subject of the Paralympics, I should note that on Saturday I watched parts of the Opening Ceremonies that Mariette had also recorded. I have to tell you, the parts I saw were quite dynamic. Since they were mostly musical in nature, I can only compare them to similar segments of the Closing Ceremonies of the recent Winter Games. These performances were FAR more dynamic.

I didn’t catch his name but the one-legged rock singer from Montreal, who made a dramatic entrance racing all around the stadium floor on a three-wheeled motorcycle before mounting the rising platform in the middle, was absolutely terrific.

It didn’t matter that his arms were deformed and he had to use special canes/crutches — I like to call them walking sticks — to get around. So assured was he that in mere moments you didn’t see these handicaps, you just saw this amazing guy belting out a song that rocked the whole stadium.

I LOVE when that happens. I love when someone merely works with what they have, totally ignoring their handicaps, making them invisible to us because they act like they don’t see them. Only one leg? All the better to do spins and show off these leather pants.

This one guy was so electrifying that he made Nickleback, at the Closing Ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics, seem totally, well again, pardon the pun, but the best word is lame.

There was another guy, I think from Toronto, who apparently lacked the use of his two legs and also used special walking sticks. And boy could he move on those babies. Which was good, because he’s a hip hop dancer. Not just that, but an exceptional one.

Also performing on the central raised platform, he was surrounded by able-bodied dancers combining hip hop and break dancing and I’m not sure what all else. This guy had no trouble keeping up with them. He was easily the star of the show NOT because of the obvious handicaps he had to overcome but simply because he was THAT good at his chosen means of artistic impression.

Both these guys truly rocked the place and the huge crowd, with simply couldn’t sit still, loved them. As did we.

I can’t underline enough that it WASN’T their handicaps that made them and their performances special. It was their obvious talent and exciting performances that made them truly special.

Hey, didn’t I just see you 25 years ago?

I think it was somewhere around then, after the Sledge Hockey, that we took a break for dinner. Thankfully this week Mariette took over cooking duties while I was slightly out of commission.

A funny thing happened as we were trying to finish up our plates. A red mini-van pulled up out front. The doorbell rang. Mariette answered and after a few words, I think they were in French, ushered in a friend we hadn’t seen in 25 years.

I know it was 25 years ago because Robert and I were Beaver leaders together when our sons were 5, then 6, then 7 years old. Our oldest just turned 32 last month, so 32 minus 7 gave me 25. (g) (Beavers are one level below Cub Scouts.)

Robert and his wife still live in Barrhaven and he said he was out and about and thought he’d check to see if we were still at this address. Which we obviously were.

So we got caught up, on families and work and such. And I’m afraid since I don’t get to talk a lot — except to the cats — I tended to rattle on at times. They were the same old views I’ve expressed on government, big business, the economy, the importance of jobs, jobs, jobs for a stable society, and yadda yadda yadda.

Hey, I was on autopilot most of the time. And why not? I’ve probably bored people to tears over the years repeating all these stories and opinions but hey, Robert hadn’t heard me say any of this. LOL

So we had a nice, lonnnng chat and agreed to try and keep in touch now.

TV on demand, via PC

Now back to our underlying theme today — if you’re still with me — catching up on sporting events and programs via the power of PVRs.

Unfortunately, earlier in the week, I’d accidentally erased our recording of last week’s episode of The Amazing Race. At first Mariette never watched this show, thinking it was MY kind of reality series — like Survivor which she has always refused to watch a moment of — and not her kind — like So You Think You Can Dance (American and Canadian versions) and Ty ‘I like to shout’ Pennington’s Extreme Makeover (which I secretly dub the Sears infomercial. wg).

Anyway, a few seasons back I convinced her to give it a try and now it’s not only must-see TV for both of us, but we record it and love to watch it together.

(I also convinced her to try The Mole, which she ended up liking, but alas it was post-Anderson Cooper and didn’t return the following season.)

Now the American networks we get, via cable, make a big thing of offering episodes of their top shows online. Canadians soon discover you can visit those sites but NOT view the shows if you live outside America.

Fortunately Canadian networks, who carry many of the same shows, have made similar strides to make episodes available after their air dates. Some, like CTV and Global, even carry episodes as part of the cable company’s On Demand service.

Unfortunately we couldn’t find The Amazing Race under CTV On Demand, where it should be as CTV carries it and makes other shows available.

So after our visitor, we quickly watched the previous week’s episode of The Amazing Race on CTV’s website on my computer. Hurray for my wide-screen monitor and premium quality video card. (g) While watching on the computer, the new episode was recording on the PVR and we easily moved from the computer in the dining room back to the widescreen TV in the living room to watch that episode. (Jeff and Jordan from Big Brother, another show Mariette WON’T watch, are starting to get on my nerves and I think now I won’t mind if they are eliminated.)

Hurry! Hurry HARRRRD!!!

Now did I get to watch the soccer/football match? Not yet. As you’ve probably surmised by the subhead above, next came curling — the final game in the national men’s championship, known simply as The Brier.

Some sporting events lend themselves to skimming via a judicious use of the Fast Forward button. I can even get a good rhythm going in football games where I just watch the QB come to the line of scrimmage and run the play. At the end of the play, as players are picking themselves up off the field, it’s FF again to the QB once more coming out of the huddle.

Even hockey can be condensed, though not as much. Looks like that’ll be icing? FF before the puck crosses the blue line and don’t stop till the linesman about to drop the puck for the ensuing face off.

If I haven’t put together my own series of small highlight segments during a game, Mariette will often FF while keeping an eye on the score at the top of the screen, stopping and briefly re-winding to watch when a change signals a goal has been scored. This lets her watch a game, and one or two of HER shows I never bother to watch, before going to work in the morning.

Baseball does NOT lend itself to fast forwarding. I mean the leisurely pace with the possibility of something interesting popping up unexpectedly is a big part of the game’s charm.

While Mariette’s FF-till-the-score-changes method can be adopted for soccer/football as well, this game also doesn’t lend itself well to FF — except during those fake injury mini-dramas that often involve players writhing on the field in obvious agony for seemingly forever, until the trainer applies the “magic water” and they are miraculously healed.

(Funny thing, I NEVER dove in hockey, and I could NEVER fake an injury in soccer. I don’t know if it made me a lesser soccer player, but my first (second and third) inclination was to play on, especially if hurt. Might be a Canadian thing, I guess.)

“Sweep. Sweep!” . . . CRASH! . . . FF

While the cat and mouse aspect of curling means its sometimes leisurely pace can be something to savour, it DOES lend itself to a judicious use of FF. Like skip the sometimes seemingly endless strategy conversations and just FF to the rock coming out of the shooter’s hand and don’t FF again until all rocks come to rest. OK, Mariette’s a little gung ho on the latter. If she’s pretty sure she knows where it’ll end up and it’s not a key shot, she’ll be back on the FF button before the rock(s) stop.

Anyway, we hurried, but not too hard, during this championship game, cheering for the Glen Howard rink representing Ontario which had made it through the week-long round robin play, and their one playoff game, undefeated. We knew Glen — who used to play Third for his brother Russ before Russ moved to the Maritimes — was quite disappointed when he narrowly lost out to Alberta’s Kevin Martin rink in the Olympic trials. (Martin’s rink went on to win Gold for Canada at the Olympics.)

We were all disappointed when Glen and the boys lost to Alberta’s Kevin Koe (pronounced Koo-ee) on the very last shot of the extra end. Glen didn’t have last rock but his rock was shot rock with a bit of a bite out of the button (the centre dot). Koe not only had to draw to the button, but have his rock take a bigger bite than Glen’s. That’s what he did and suddenly Glen and the boys were bridesmaids again.

“Now where is my napkin?”

Now where was I? Oh yes, Tottenham Hot Spurs vs. Blackburn Rovers. At last. (OK, I feel a little bit guilty of making you wait this long.) (g)

Now where is my napkin with my notes on the game? LOL

OK. At first had a little trouble finding Tottenham midfielder Luka Modric (pronounced Mod-rich). It didn’t seem he was getting any touches on the ball because I didn’t here his name mentioned. When he was finally identified as No. 14 for the Spurs, I still didn’t think he got many touches. He did make two nice passes in the first half, but neither lead to anything.

I confess I became more focused on the dramatic attacks on left wing by Gareth Bale of the Spurs. And the spirited defending of Michel Salgado of the Rovers. It might have been the long hair and lack of height that reminded me a bit of me when I played men’s soccer here, before my first heart attack.

(There were mostly British guys on the team I was on, so, oddly enough, with my broomball background, I was able to adapt to their style of play. From them I learned expressions like “hard lines” and a few others I can’t seem to recall at this very moment. There were Canadians of other ancestry on the other teams and I quickly learned their different styles. For instance there was this fairly older veteran player from Argentina who would rather play keep away from two or three players than pass to ANY of his teammates.) LOL

I wasn’t impressed when on a Spurs corner, Salgado DIDN’T take two steps forward off the line to mark a Tottenham player who ended up slamming home the deflection from the corner kick, to give the Spurs their first goal.

Some of the players that caught my eye out there were Morten Gamst Pedersen and Christopher Samba for the Rovers and Roman Pavlyuchenko and Jermain Defoe for the Spurs.

What? No nil-nil draw? LOL

In the second half I was a bit surprised when Mordic actually broke into a bit of a run with the ball. Not only that, he then sent a beautiful long pass down field to Defoe who passed to I forget who in the centre for a nice goal for Tottenham.

I confess that since it was rather late in a long day of TV watching, I then FF until the score changed, thanks to a beautiful header by Samba to score for Blackburn on a corner kick. That one I slo-mo’d the broadcaster’s slo-mo (slow motion) to study and savour. Boy did his eyes light up as he leaped so high above everyone else to head the ball into the net. And I agree with the announcer. What was the goaltender doing trying to push through a handful of players in an ill-advised, ill-fated attempt to get at the ball? And I also agree that had he stood back on his line, it may well have been a fairly easy save.

But that’s the beauty of soccer/football and most sports. You never know what’s going to happen in the heat of battle. A bounce here, a bounce there and the game can change on a dime.

Speaking of bounces, I think good old Pav for Tottenham got a lucky bounce when the ball ended up coming back to him AFTER he’d flubbed an easy shot a mere yard or two from a mostly open net. I think he was lucky to get a chance to slam home a second pass for the third goal.

All in all, I thought it a pretty good game. And hat’s off to Peter, despite all my kidding, Tottenham is indeed a pretty fine team this year and I wish them continued success.

And I’m left with one final question, the same one that haunted me all game: What the heck is with that PINK (and white) ball? LOL

[Un-proofed version. (It’s late.) Notification of typos and any other errors welcome. Comments of ANY kind also welcome.]